As the clock hits midnight, Good Boy Ninja settles into his squeaky computer chair and takes one deep breath before cracking his fingers and letting them dance mindlessly across the keys.

From afar, the keyboard looks decently clean, but a closer look reveals all sorts of crumbles and stains, which can only be the result of years and years of sitting in front of his screen, designing and coding and designing again. No wonder he has back problems.

While the Good Boy Ninja wipes his keyboard clean, here are his many words.